So I'm looking for a job... and here are some interesting things from that sphere of my life, including the best cover letter ever written.
I'd be perfect for this job...
This job description seems confused...
This is the best cover letter ever...
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Showing posts with label ever. Show all posts
Wednesday, February 4, 2009
Tales from the Classifieds
Tuesday, January 13, 2009
New Bizness Cards
*Click here for a close-up / if this doesn't make sense... I've blurred out my name, email, and phone number. Big ups to Sam Gray for these (he did my old cards and my website as well)... wish he'd update his blog though.
Tuesday, December 16, 2008
I Found the Perfect Job
Today I am grateful for Craigslist. Here is the most recent gem that it brought me...
My emailed response can be seen by clicking 'Read more...'
Hi Erika
My name is Dane. I'm a 26-year old artist [Ed: though this is funny to me and I still kind of really do want to be on this show, I was too embarrassed to say I'm a director] who loves adventure. A week ago, I got back from a week-long backpacking trip around the northern part of Oahu. This photo was taken at Maunawili Falls, right after I jumped off a 50 foot cliff. I emerged unscathed... like a god among men. I have a great sense of humor (as evidenced by the second picture, note my adventurous vest), and older women can't seem to keep their hands off of me. This show is my destiny.
Dane
Anyway, here's the important bit... I would appreciate it if you, my friend, would please apply for this show, and please send me your fantastic application emails, so that I can compile them all. One day, posterity will thank us. *thanks to maggie rasmussen for this great shirtless picture of me
Saturday, December 13, 2008
Wednesday, November 19, 2008
DOUBLE POST
I POSTED THIS ON MY FAM'S BLOG TOO.
I HAVENT POSTED IN AWHILE. SO HERE ARE SOME FUNNY VIDEOS I WOULD LIKE TO SHARE... ITS A LOT. THIS IS FROM A LIST I COMPILED FOR FHE. CLICK 'READ MORE' TO SEE THEM ALL!
ONE OF MY FAVORITES, I BELIEVE THIS HAPPENED TO ME ONCE--SO IT'S OKAY THAT I LAUGH AT IT.
ALMOST DIDN'T POST THIS ONE, BUT HE'S OKAY--SO IT'S FUNNY.
AN OLDIE, BUT A GOODIE. PLEASE HAVE YOUR SOUND UP -- IT'S THE SOUND OF THIS THAT IS FUNNY.
GREEN IS POISON.
THIS WAS STAGED -- KNOWING THAT SHOULD RELIEVE YOUR CONSCIENCE ENOUGH TO LET YOU ENJOY THE TRUE HILARITY OF THIS SITUATION.
WHY SPORTS ARE BAD... OR REALLY REALLY GOOD, DEPENDING ON HOW YOU LOOK AT IT.
OH YEAH, ANOTHER REPORTER...
A LITTLE LATE, BUT STILL GOOD.
LET'S GET PHYSICAL.
ODDLY ENOUGH -- THIS IS MY FAVORITE. HIS SECOND ATTEMPT?
NEEDLESS TO SAY, THIS WAS THE BEST FHE EVER. ALSO, THE QUINCEANERA ONE IS NOT FAKE.
Monday, January 28, 2008
The Many Faces of Nicholas Cage
So I'm fascinated by vampires... and I rent vampire movies to watch them. So I rented "Vampire's Kiss" with Nicholas Cage. SUCH A FANTASTIC MOVIE!!! Here's the Netflix synopsis (also, stay tuned for the pictures... trust me, those are the absolute best part):
Peter Loew (Nicholas Cage, in an all-encompassing performance) is a sleazy literary agent who prowls the bars looking for action.
One night he hooks up with Rachel (Jennifer Beals [ed - who didn't shave her armpits for this part, it's the little things like this that add to the overall texture of the movie and just make it a real contender for best picture]), who, in the course of their evening together, bites him on the neck.
The next morning, when Peter is feeling out of sorts, he decides that a vampire bit him. The next step: Buy a real set of fangs, of course... even though most people don't believe he's a vampire.
No, seriously. I like to imagine this guy just looking at Nicholas Cage and his FANTASTIC acting and saying something like, "Hi Nick, uhhhh, yeah... Good to uh see you too. Oh yeah, this? Yeah, someone's sitting here. She uh, she uh--is in the bathroom right now."
"Did I mention my first name is Yves? Isn't that a great first name?"
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