Unemployed Again

Well, I worked here for a year. This pizza looks a lot better.

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Tales from the Classifieds

So I'm looking for a job... and here are some interesting things from that sphere of my life, including the best cover letter ever written.

I'd be perfect for this job...


This job description seems confused...


This is the best cover letter ever...

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Did I mention that I'm unemployed?

In the last 2 weeks, I've read 1214 pages on vampires, and 207 pages on Steve Martin. In the last 2 weeks, I've looked into many jobs, including that of security guard and repo man assistant. Last night, I was with someone who decided to go vegan every January from now on. This person had to call their father, who kind of had a "What the hell, I'll do it too" attitude towards the whole endeavor, to ask if they could eat french fries cooked in peanut oil. Later that night, after they both enjoyed the garlic cheese bread, that person asked if vegans could eat fish, to which this person's father responded, "Why not? Fish aren't animals. Jesus ate fish." Why not, indeed? All in all, these last 2 weeks have been kind of damaging to my self-esteem.

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