Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Wednesday, January 28, 2009
Tuesday, January 13, 2009
New Bizness Cards
*Click here for a close-up / if this doesn't make sense... I've blurred out my name, email, and phone number. Big ups to Sam Gray for these (he did my old cards and my website as well)... wish he'd update his blog though.
Friday, January 9, 2009
Fun Conversations pt 2
So these first two are part of my ongoing effort to get some weeding done in my Facebook friend garden... Also, there's a swear word.
Friday, January 2, 2009
Thursday, December 18, 2008
Best Christmas Present Ever!!!
About 2 seconds after this, my father said, "Dane, why do you use that skanky picture (re: facebook pic, see last post where I'm in an adventurous vest)?" and my mother accused Wynn of writing the above on my wall (though I was the one holding her laptop).
Tuesday, December 16, 2008
I Found the Perfect Job
Today I am grateful for Craigslist. Here is the most recent gem that it brought me...
My emailed response can be seen by clicking 'Read more...'
Hi Erika
My name is Dane. I'm a 26-year old artist [Ed: though this is funny to me and I still kind of really do want to be on this show, I was too embarrassed to say I'm a director] who loves adventure. A week ago, I got back from a week-long backpacking trip around the northern part of Oahu. This photo was taken at Maunawili Falls, right after I jumped off a 50 foot cliff. I emerged unscathed... like a god among men. I have a great sense of humor (as evidenced by the second picture, note my adventurous vest), and older women can't seem to keep their hands off of me. This show is my destiny.
Dane
Anyway, here's the important bit... I would appreciate it if you, my friend, would please apply for this show, and please send me your fantastic application emails, so that I can compile them all. One day, posterity will thank us. *thanks to maggie rasmussen for this great shirtless picture of me
Friday, November 21, 2008
More From My Screen
#1 - Self portrait fail?
#2 - I'm just going to keep gchatting the guy that screwed me over on eBay... Even if he does make his status 'invisible.'
Monday, November 17, 2008
Tuesday, October 28, 2008
Wednesday, October 15, 2008
Lolspeak
See, even Flickr has it... I'm just waiting for Lolspeak to be a language option on Mac Os X (I mean, they already have Klingon)...
Monday, October 13, 2008
Wednesday, April 9, 2008
Here Is An Email I Sent...
This picture was attached (however, without the names removed)...
hey mona*
send me a picture of you.
its not for trevor*.
dane
*names have been changed
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