Tuesday, December 16, 2008

I Found the Perfect Job

Today I am grateful for Craigslist. Here is the most recent gem that it brought me...



My emailed response can be seen by clicking 'Read more...'

Hi Erika
My name is Dane. I'm a 26-year old artist [Ed: though this is funny to me and I still kind of really do want to be on this show, I was too embarrassed to say I'm a director] who loves adventure. A week ago, I got back from a week-long backpacking trip around the northern part of Oahu. This photo was taken at Maunawili Falls, right after I jumped off a 50 foot cliff. I emerged unscathed... like a god among men. I have a great sense of humor (as evidenced by the second picture, note my adventurous vest), and older women can't seem to keep their hands off of me. This show is my destiny.
Dane





Anyway, here's the important bit... I would appreciate it if you, my friend, would please apply for this show, and please send me your fantastic application emails, so that I can compile them all. One day, posterity will thank us. *thanks to maggie rasmussen for this great shirtless picture of me

3 comments:

hanner said...

One of the first things I remember about meeting you was that you wanted to date a cougar, and that's when I knew I'd never have a chance. Oh well.

hanner said...

...which in hindsight is confusing, because that could be anyone who goes to BYU. Right? Right?

Emy said...

Any word yet? This is your destiny so let me know when they accept you.