Secret Blogs

Well, I stumbled onto some girl's blog and noticed that she posted 3 really long posts... all in one day. Now, this girl lives in LA, and seeing as we might be in similar social circles, I can imagine that if I ever went to LA (and the chances for that seem to be getting better and better), I might run into her. "Wow," I thought to myself, "another good reason not to go to LA." Nevertheless, I posted a sassy comment anonymously on her blog. Anonymously because I don't want her to find my blog and see her friend's picture on it. See, that's another good reason not to go to LA. Want another reason? Once I went on a date with this girl. Little did I know, the next day she was moving to LA. It was a horrible date, but I was okay with it, because I knew she'd go to LA and I'd never see her again. About a year later, a job took me out to LA. While I was there, I went to church with some friends, and you will never guess who was there--that same girl. Fine, you probably did guess. I pretended like she didn't exist, which is what I normally do to girls when I'm embarrassed to see them again (that's another good story).

The point is that I thought, "Who has time to post so much onto a blog in a single day?" And now here I am, posting yet again... I really am into finding people's secret blogs. When I find one, I'll try and figure out who the person is for no other reason than the sole fact that I fancy myself an internet detective. Sometimes I'll do a blog search for the terms "secret" and "blog"-- clever, I know. Most of the secret blogs are abandoned blogs. I have found one that's still current and I did figure out who the person was. As I search for secret blogs, I run across mainly dumb things like dumb news blogs and dumb blogs from Russia (not dumb because i hate Russia, but because I can't tell if they're secret or not) and dumb blogs that are just used to make money off of AdSense. I also ran across this blog. Now if that just isn't the most secret blog ever... And this one is probably the most annoying... And you know what else? Apparently all teenage girls from foreign countries are more skilled at assembling a blog than me. Here's proof. Trust me--I could've linked to ten more of these. Singapore? Maybe--I don't really know. If the internet starts making me feel inadequate, I guess it'll be good for nothing. Real life already does that.