Monday, August 25, 2008

So this girl I met...

WHAT SHE SAID...
Intrested in you.
I'm Miss Suzy Isaac, i slim in staure above all i like being honesty,trusted, sincere. I have gonne through your porfiles, it interest me to know you more, and I hope to use this opportunity to explain myself a little about me, i am fair in complexsion,5.9fit tall, 44kg. I wish you to write me through id (suzyisaac2008@yahoo.co.in). also i will send you my picture after hearing from you. Somethings I like to do in my spare time are gardening, home improvement projects, camping, bicycling in the park, backyard bar-b-ques, moon-lite walks on the beach, preparing candle-lite dinners for someone special, sending flowers to someone special for some reasons, sitting and watching the sun set with someone special, and cuddling in front of a fire with someone special. I enjoy cooking, gardening, playing billards, darts, dinning out, going to the cinama, traveling and site-seeing, museums, and concerts. I like almost any kind of music, but I think my favourite is instrumental jazz. i will tell you more about myself again in my next mail dear and hope to hear from you soon.
Love From,
Mis Suzy Isaac,
(((my response after the jump)))

WHAT I SAID...
Dear Mis Suzy Isaac
It is with great trepidation that I now write to you, for indeed my heart is beating in my chest like a hummingbird in a gilded cage! When I first received your correspondence, my immediate reaction was thus... "What? Could it be? Might fate have steered my one true love to me? Have the stars finally aligned and has Heaven smiled upon me?" Such were my thoughts because I too enjoy activities as various as sending flowers to someone special for some reasons, sitting and watching the sun set with someone special, cuddling in front of a fire with someone special, and most especially preparing candle-lite dinners for someone special. It is now, with my heart palpitating in such an alarming way as to make my head spin about me, that I ask--- is that special someone you? Please let it be thus and so. Send me, with the utmost haste, a full body picture (preferably from several different angles) a picture of yourself, so that I might know exactly the visage of my one true love. Already my dreams are filled with swooning visions of the two of us listening to instrumental jazz and accompanying one another to the cinama! Oh my sweetness, it is almost too much... How I long to hear from you. Please dear--reply with the utmost haste. Also, I know that you are a lady and never would send me inappropriate or vulgar pictures. Nothing with nudity--most certainly only classy pictures, yes?
Love forever,
Your Richard

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