I went on a date last night. The gang-themed date started out with this note being left on my porch. "You can go a long way with a smile; you can go a lot farther with a smile and a gun." -Al Capone
Sunday, April 15, 2007
Words of Wisdom
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so...did you end up bringing your gun on the date or just your switchblade?
Neither. Actually, my roommate woke me up at 1 in the morning (after the date was over) saying, "Oh, I forgot to give this to you." I just smiled and slowly raised my gun...
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